Valentine’s is barely six days away, and no one I know has done abything about it. Alright, it could get pretty rough when you try to write from your heart. Perhaps even scary. So how do you even start?

A good place to begin would be in the dark confines of your closet… no kidding, if that’s what makes you feel safe. (Spare the bathroom.) So what do you write? Have you tried how you hit five homeruns, or how easily you take 30 degree curves at 90 miles per hour? Or even how about showing off those cuff links you bought at Bloomigdale’s at $250 a pair?

Well, now, as I said, Valentine’s is a time for expressing love. I mean expressing love the way we feel it. And when it comes to that, there’s nothing more loveable than… the truth. The truth wins it all in the end, however plainly said. The truth makes the lasting impression.

However, when you write that ultimate love letter that will cause the the solar system to collapse, there’s just one point you might want to note. Just don’t let your message dribble all over the paper. Just get decent, and buy yourself and your Valentine some Papermate pens.

Happy Velentine’s! Drive safely!

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